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Serry's had a great week of healing and tomorrow starts the journey into the land of chemo!
Everyone post some extra encouragement, smiles, jokes, loves--whatever you can think of to brighten her day tomorrow!
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Hi,
This is not a joke, but you might find it useful if you are looking for a polite way to quickly end a conversation with a telemarketer. Just say “My mommy told me not to talk to strangers!” My husband tried it, and just before hanging up the phone he heard the caller laughing.
Good luck with the chemo.
Love,
Sheila
Hey Serry, I was going to tell you a funny thing that Natalie said the other day. I don't think you have seen Natalie in a while, but she is REALLY tall for her age. I mean like a whole head taller than all the other kids in Kindergarten. So anyway, she has been playing basketball and to my surprise she is really quite good. So through out the season she normally scores at least 1/2 if not all of the points her team gets. Well, this has led to her getting quite a big head about the whole thing. So my Grandpa Eldon is down here right now and he was able to come to her game on Friday night, and Natalie was so excited. She was so happy that she told Grandpa that she was even going to DUNK the ball for him! Which just cracked us all up! Here she is 6 years old and she thinks she can dunk! Pretty funny. So at the much antisipated game she didn't dunk it but she did score all the points for our team. Not quite a dunk but we will take it!! Funny how kids sometimes have no perspective on things! Anyway, good luck with your chemo this week. We are all praying for you!
Serry, quite a few fairly bad jokes for you. Have a successful week. Lorie
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Oh my. Serry, I won't torture you like everyone seems to be trying to do. Good luck with this next round of chemo. You can do this.
dude. I can't hold a candle to Lori... Some of those were too great, and some were too awful!! hehehehehe
Hmm, maybe in a few hours when I get a bit rummy I'll think of something *winks*
I hope all is well darlin!!
huge huge huge Becca hugs!!
Serry if you get a chance you should watch this video clip. It is sure to bring a smile to your face:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3d3KigPQM
It's the little things in life that should give us pleasure. Hope you have a good week!
Gloria
OK, here's a great one I heard on the radio this morning. Hump Day Humor is the best.
It was the beginning of the school year and the first grade teacher was addressing her class.
"Good morning, children! Now that you're all in first grade, we need to work on making sure you talk like grown-ups, not like babies. Let's practice by sharing what we did this weekend."
Sally stood up and said, "I went to visit my Nana this weekend."
The teacher replied, "That's wonderful! But remember, the grown-up word for Nana is Grandma - start using 'Grandma' when you're talking about her."
Billy stood up next. "I went on a choo-choo this weekend!"
"Great, Billy! But remember - a choo-choo is really called a 'train'."
Finally, Sammy stood up. He was so proud of himself because he KNEW he was going to use the grown up words. "I read a book this weekend!"
"Excellent, Sammy! What book did you read?"
"Winnie the B.M.!"
:) Love you!
Hey Serry!
Greetings from Portland! I really hope that you had a restfull week last week, and keep on trucking with the chemo this week. Much love and support from here!
Jesse
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